austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via sameeraatthedisco)

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

(via burdened-with-glorious-butt)

sydloohoo:

"When did you decide to be gay?"

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

(via burdened-with-glorious-butt)

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

(via averagelyfunctioningsociopath)

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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(Source: adamshankman, via cal-has-neat-hacking-skills)

kizatchi:

hes doing a good job
fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT